The Format

So here's the format:

Appearance

Taste (sauce, crust, toppings)

Texture

Average rating

(Hamburgers and other stuff will get a version of the same but not the same.)
NOTES:

Each category gets a rating of up to 8 slices (get it? Like pizza.) 

8 is "amazing! I think I'm in heaven." 

4 or 5 is "good but not special." 

0 is "why did you waste these perfectly good tomatoes?" 

And less than 0 would be something like "get a new career."


SAMPLE:

Here's the dish: 

The Pizza (I had cheese and pepperoni and mushroom):

Appearance--5

Taste (sauce, crust, toppings)--8
     sauce--8
     crust--7
     toppings--8

Texture--8

Average rating (not scientific)--"mmmm" 7.5
NOTES: it does not leave you feeling bloated and crazy...huge benefit!